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Homie Quotes (OOT)
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- Brook: Matthew is dummy thicc
- Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one
- Paul: I'm dating my mom
- Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud
- Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend
- Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food
- Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him
- Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
- Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death
- Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*
- Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food
- Brook: You both bring me pain
- Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7
- Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around
- Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c
- Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?
- Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC
- Matthew: 'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw
- Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy
- Rozanne: Shicken
- Zachary: I am we tall did
- Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s
- Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks
- Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though
- Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???
- Ben: I'm a mommy's boy
- Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light
- Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire
- Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle
- Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick
- Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog
- Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you
- Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog
- Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro
- Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand
- Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'
- Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind
- Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis
- Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT
- Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior
- Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...
- Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing
- Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune
- Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity
- Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*
- Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but
- but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away
- Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD
- Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help
- Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star
- Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(
- Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream
- Benben: Stan water rat
- Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'
- Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character
- Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty
- Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today
- Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll
- Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD
- Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though
- Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...
- Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'
- Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker
- Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock
- Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her
- Chris: My face is that of a chip
- Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese
- Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it
- Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew
- Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy
- Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better
- Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY
- Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy
- Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish
- Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it
- Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain
- Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese
- Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video
- Chris: Arson, am I right?
- Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck
- Chris: *boogies in singleness*
- Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo
- Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'
- Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am
- Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no
- Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook
- Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O
- Matt: I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight, you know what I'm saying
- Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.
- Kayden to Chris: do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land
- Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters
- Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce
- Kayden: genitalman
- Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny
- Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy
- Kayden: /e dance
- Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl
- Kayden: Ohioans am I right
- Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade
- Kayden: I wanna be less white
- Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me
- Kayden: cause we stan god here
- Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave
- Matt: it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went
- Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping
- Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks
- Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"
- Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football
- Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby
- Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go
- "Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"
- Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard
- Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol
- Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't
- Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly
- Matt: the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar
- Chris: Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink
- Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon
- Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG
- Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too
- Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft
- Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan
- Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them
- Kayden: from ratatatpurilai
- Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave
- Kayden after being asked if he bakes: No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do
- Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute
- Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel
- Chris: Murder is always an option
- Kayden to Chris: if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you
- Kayden: is tmrw Obama
- Kayden: emo couch
- Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face
- Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth
- Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.
- Brook: Comply or die
- Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress
- Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie
- Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died
- Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude
- Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you
- Brook: I'm amurica
- Brook: yath quin
- Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be
- Shane: Remixxxxx
- Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy
- Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh
- Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!
- Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme
- Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?
- Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead
- Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle
- Brook: I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me
- Matt: I SIMP
- Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers
- Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues
- Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG
- Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(
- Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts
- Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle
- Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today
- Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other
- Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess
- Ethan & Chris: French stoner
- Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"
- Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater
- Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video
- Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend
- Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi
- Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united
- Brook: You're a butt wiggle
- Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms
- Brook: America has an anime boy
- Chris: I've got to equip my arms
- Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand
- Chris: Pokemon rights, bro
- Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference
- Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal
- Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP
- Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp
- Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes
- Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know
- Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me
- Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops
- Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big
- Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo
- Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice
- Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck
- Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple
- Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes
- Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms
- Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi
- Chris's mom: I miss your teeth
- Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba
- Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)
- Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes
- Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you
- Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***
- Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this
- Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly
- Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh
- Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline
- Matthew: -Lyrics- Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn
- Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly
- Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so they can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"* softly into my ear
- Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine
- Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents
- Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps
- Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.
- Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute
- Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom
- Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend
- Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope
- Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.
- Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother
- Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike
- Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking
- Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today
- Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan
- Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?
- Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo
- Matthew: Arent all Asians white
- Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black
- Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy
- Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy
- Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black
- Matthew: Black people are cannibals
- Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people
- Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok
- Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope
- Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon
- Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon
- Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake
- (Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?
- Matthew: Why did you marry your dad
- Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted
- Brook: Emo chicken little
- Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol
- Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself
- Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life
- Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself
- Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping
- Matthew: I had to act like a cat
- Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day
- Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious
- Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA
Homie Quotes (OOT)
- Brook: Matthew is dummy thicc
- Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one
- Paul: I'm dating my mom
- Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud
- Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend
- Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food
- Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him
- Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
- Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death
- Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*
- Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food
- Brook: You both bring me pain
- Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7
- Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around
- Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c
- Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?
- Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC
- Matthew: 'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw
- Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy
- Rozanne: Shicken
- Zachary: I am we tall did
- Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s
- Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks
- Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though
- Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???
- Ben: I'm a mommy's boy
- Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light
- Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire
- Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle
- Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick
- Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog
- Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you
- Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog
- Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro
- Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand
- Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'
- Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind
- Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis
- Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT
- Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior
- Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...
- Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing
- Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune
- Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity
- Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*
- Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but
- but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away
- Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD
- Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help
- Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star
- Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(
- Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream
- Benben: Stan water rat
- Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'
- Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character
- Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty
- Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today
- Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll
- Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD
- Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though
- Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...
- Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'
- Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker
- Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock
- Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her
- Chris: My face is that of a chip
- Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese
- Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it
- Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew
- Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy
- Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better
- Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY
- Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy
- Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish
- Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it
- Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain
- Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese
- Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video
- Chris: Arson, am I right?
- Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck
- Chris: *boogies in singleness*
- Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo
- Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'
- Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am
- Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no
- Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook
- Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O
- Matt: I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight, you know what I'm saying
- Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.
- Kayden to Chris: do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land
- Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters
- Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce
- Kayden: genitalman
- Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny
- Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy
- Kayden: /e dance
- Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl
- Kayden: Ohioans am I right
- Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade
- Kayden: I wanna be less white
- Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me
- Kayden: cause we stan god here
- Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave
- Matt: it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went
- Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping
- Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks
- Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"
- Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football
- Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby
- Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go
- "Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"
- Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard
- Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol
- Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't
- Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly
- Matt: the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar
- Chris: Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink
- Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon
- Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG
- Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too
- Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft
- Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan
- Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them
- Kayden: from ratatatpurilai
- Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave
- Kayden after being asked if he bakes: No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do
- Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute
- Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel
- Chris: Murder is always an option
- Kayden to Chris: if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you
- Kayden: is tmrw Obama
- Kayden: emo couch
- Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face
- Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth
- Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.
- Brook: Comply or die
- Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress
- Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie
- Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died
- Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude
- Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you
- Brook: I'm amurica
- Brook: yath quin
- Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be
- Shane: Remixxxxx
- Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy
- Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh
- Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!
- Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme
- Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?
- Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead
- Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle
- Brook: I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me
- Matt: I SIMP
- Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers
- Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues
- Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG
- Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(
- Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts
- Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle
- Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today
- Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other
- Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess
- Ethan & Chris: French stoner
- Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"
- Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater
- Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video
- Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend
- Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi
- Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united
- Brook: You're a butt wiggle
- Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms
- Brook: America has an anime boy
- Chris: I've got to equip my arms
- Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand
- Chris: Pokemon rights, bro
- Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference
- Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal
- Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP
- Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp
- Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes
- Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know
- Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me
- Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops
- Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big
- Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo
- Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice
- Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck
- Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple
- Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes
- Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms
- Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi
- Chris's mom: I miss your teeth
- Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba
- Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)
- Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes
- Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you
- Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***
- Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this
- Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly
- Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh
- Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline
- Matthew: -Lyrics- Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn
- Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly
- Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so they can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"* softly into my ear
- Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine
- Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents
- Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps
- Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.
- Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute
- Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom
- Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend
- Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope
- Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.
- Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother
- Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike
- Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking
- Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today
- Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan
- Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?
- Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo
- Matthew: Arent all Asians white
- Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black
- Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy
- Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy
- Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black
- Matthew: Black people are cannibals
- Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people
- Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok
- Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope
- Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon
- Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon
- Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake
- (Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?
- Matthew: Why did you marry your dad
- Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted
- Brook: Emo chicken little
- Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol
- Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself
- Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life
- Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself
- Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping
- Matthew: I had to act like a cat
- Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day
- Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious
- Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA